consulting-idjits-in-the-tardis: fuck i’m falling down all these stairs Well, at least you don’t live under them. stop being so overdramatic harry
Saying “come over” to someone who lives 1734739 miles away from you
whitespats: Do you ever feel good about how you look and then
I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
devilsfruitsalad: lovelydestiel: theinkofthescholar: gothum: a-form-of-sentimentality: ikolism: ikolism: im quitting school and becoming a superhero who’s with me please stop reblogging this we can’t all be superheroes i’ll be the bad guy i’ll be your girlfriend I’ll be the butler I’ll be that random citizen who doesn’t know what the fuck is going on I’ll be the one who...
but-to-me-its-everyything: indoxyl: i wanna give a high five to every parents who have a hot son good job My compliments to the chef
Do something instead of killing time, because time is killing you.– Paul Coelho (via staygoldjess)
gasptambourines: gay-men: Absolut Vodka release a limited edition label free bottle to celebrate diversity and challenge Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual, Transgender prejudice. socially conscious vodka? SIGN. ME. THE FUCK. UP.
what the box says: serves four
what it means: serves me
wartortles: *holding phone in hand* where the fuck is my phone
rexuality: realistic captions for selfies: i took 34 photos and this one looks the least shitty i tried really hard to take this at an angle where my arm didn’t look weird i photoshopped a pimple out of this photo and used the smudge tool for like 8 minutes i wish i had friends who took cute pictures of me so i wouldn’t be alone in my room for an hour trying to do this shit this is the best...
at what age do i just magically turn hot
The meaning of life is just to be alive. It is so plain and so obvious and so...– Alan Watts (via isolatedinhungerland)
The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too...– Ernest Hemingway (via onlinecounsellingcollege)